Byker
2017-12-30 14:00:00 UTC
These glorious insults are from an era "before" the English language got
boiled down to four-letter words...
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A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows
or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, Sir, ” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or
your mistress.”
“He had delusions of adequacy .” – Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston
Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading
it.” – Moses Hadas
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it.” – Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend, if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” –
Winston Churchill, in response.
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” –
Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” –
Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” –
Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” –
Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” –
Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar
Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather
than illumination.” – Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.” –
Groucho Marx
https://tinyurl.com/y8hqcaux
boiled down to four-letter words...
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A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows
or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, Sir, ” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or
your mistress.”
“He had delusions of adequacy .” – Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston
Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading
it.” – Moses Hadas
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it.” – Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend, if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” –
Winston Churchill, in response.
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” –
Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” –
Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” –
Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” –
Charles, Count Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” –
Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar
Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather
than illumination.” – Andrew Lang
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.” –
Groucho Marx
https://tinyurl.com/y8hqcaux